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Q: How many Scandinavians does it take to build a guitar?

A: Two. A pitcher and a catcher. Go Angela Merkel!

Q: How many John Coltranes are there?

A: Every Black person.

Q: How can I work for Van Gas?

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Q: Where do I sign up?

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Q: When will production start? Will it be DIY?

A: We are currently in preliminary discussions, but please hold for the latest and upcoming news. In the meantime, "Buy a Van Gas!®"