Q: How many Scandinavians does it take to build a guitar?
A: Two. A pitcher and a catcher. Go Angela Merkel!
Q: How many John Coltranes are there?
A: Every Black person.
Q: How can I work for Van Gas?
A: Be an expert in food.
Q: Where do I sign up?
A: Deez nuts.
Q: When will production start? Will it be DIY?
A: We are currently in preliminary discussions, but please hold for the latest and upcoming news. In the meantime, "Buy a Van Gas!®"